Country Dictionary

Taking a picture of your crotch and posting it to social media, similar to a selfie but with crotches

"Hey, take a look at my newest crotchy pic on instagram"

A character from the game Postal 2, depicted as costume of literal cock and balls.

"You think you can take Crotchy down?"

when u have little rodents running around in your crotch, it feels wierd, REALLY WIERD

dude i have to say my crotchies are itchin like a bitch

A selfie of your undercarriage

That ho be sweatin' my nutz, so I sent her a crotchie to seal the diz'eal

this is half the words to every rap song ever

lalalalala crotchi botchi

When you're so scared or disgusted your dick hides itself by forming itself into an innie belly button like transformation except it's near your crotch.

That porn I watched earlier scared my penis so bad I have had a crotchy button for a week now.

Another word for vagina or the heel of a mother's foot. Often missused as a baby's rattle.

oh damm! my crotchie is bleeeeeeeeeeeeding!