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one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do

Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.

one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do

Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.

1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought
2: being a self-centered asshole

that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.

a crotchy is when your penis gets stuck to your nuts and you have to maneuver it around to free it; also known as a wedgie in your crotch area.

Dude1:Dude i freakin have a crotchy!!!
Dude2:So go behind that bush and pick it...
Dude1:Good idea

a term of endearment used by sexy azn hunnies to describe their beautiful manfriends.

I ♥ my crotchy ^^ he bought me Gucci!

A selfie of your crotch

(Crotch+selfie)

After gemma had taken her shower,she came upon the idea of a crotchie

A selfie that is taken directly of the crotch.

He asked for a picture, so I totes sent him a crotchie!