A fork of Rural Dictionary
a term of endearment used by sexy azn hunnies to describe their beautiful manfriends.
I ♥ my crotchy ^^ he bought me Gucci!
Taking a picture of your crotch and posting it to social media, similar to a selfie but with crotches
"Hey, take a look at my newest crotchy pic on instagram"
A character from the game Postal 2, depicted as costume of literal cock and balls.
"You think you can take Crotchy down?"
A selfie of your crotch(Crotch+selfie)
After gemma had taken her shower,she came upon the idea of a crotchie
A selfie that is taken directly of the crotch.
He asked for a picture, so I totes sent him a crotchie!
one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do
Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.
when u have little rodents running around in your crotch, it feels wierd, REALLY WIERD
dude i have to say my crotchies are itchin like a bitch