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Taking a full bong hit to the dome causing you to choke, hitting it so hard it feels like you got kicked by a donkey.
Whos ready to get kicked?.... Donkey kicked!!!
When one plants there hands into the ground and then kicks into the air with there feet. Both feet at the same time. If you hit someone in the chest when doing a donkey kick, you have greatly succeded. Perputated by Jack Black.
Do a Donkey kick in his face yo!
while performing doggy-style, you kick her at the side of the head. established by dante witler in 2010
dante witler was getting it in when he donkey kicked this chick
See donkey punch. Very similar, but more difficult. You must kick your partner in the head.
Takes place at HER place, never yours. Get the female to strip naked without you so much as touching or kissing her. She gets on her hands and knees, lowers her head to the ground (or bed). Mount the female from behind. Oh, with your clothes on. Condom is optional, if she makes you wear one, just before you come you pull out and slip it off (lube helps), then re-enter her for a few more strokes. Pull out, quietly gob (spit) on her ass so she thinks you came. Then she starts to turn around, jack off in her face, see pearl necklace Put it away, zip up, and leave without looking at her or saying anything. (If you did use a condom to the end, pull it off so it drips on her ass, and discard it on her carpet.)
I was the one whose turn it was to fall on the grenade so I went home with the sealfuck, did her donkey kick style, and left right after. I could hear her crying as the door closed behind me.
often confused with the cleveland kiss, this term means to fuck a girl from behind then spit on her back so she thinks that you have came on her back, then when she turns around the guy punches her in the head.
yeah, yeah, yeah... donkey punch that bitch!!!
When Dustin Munford gets fucked up the ass by a donkey
That kid just got donkey kicked!!