A fork of Rural Dictionary
sex after the break up of a relationship that really doesn't mean anything
"I was so horny I invited my ex boyfriend over for ex sex."
n. The totally wrong but nearly universal phenomenon of fucking your Ex out of desperation, familiarity and/or pure poisonous hatred. (see: Hatefucking). Most common in the first dark six months after a breakup, and always trailed by feelings of self-loathing.
She would show up at my door after closing time at the strip club for months after we ended it, and I just couldn't resist the twisted appeal of sweaty rough ex-sex
The mechanical, uninspired act of passionless intimacy dutifully completed by individuals who's long-term, expiring relationship has fatigued from overwork, emotional exhaustion, diverging interests or mutual contempt.
When you're given under 3 minutes to 'do yer business' while she answers emails and texts...the best Pre-Ex 'Sex'...EVER!
A person (male or female) that you used to date (but no longer do), but still will sleep with you now and again.
See also Imaginary
Ex: "Hey, I know we stopped dating because you're tremendously creepy, but I think we can at least be sex exes, don't you?"
Other person: (No response; tends not to talk to people he's imagining in his head)
Successful after leaving your ex
Von seems very happy and sex ex full after leaving Connie!!