Country Dictionary

A fapple is when you combine two apple halves (Or haffles) to create a FULL apple. A FAPPLE. FAPPLE. Fapple.

Brother! We must combine our haffles to create a FAPPLE!

When you masturbate into a bottle of Snapple.

Hey man, I just fappled!

Wait, you seriously just jacked off into that bottle of Snapple?
Hell yeah dude!

The act of masturbating into a Snapple container or masturbating while drinking one

The 16 was lonely and out of socks and tissues so he pulled a fapple

The best stuff on earth.

"No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now, just had a

Fapple."

the act of masterbating into a snapple bottle.

Young Billy was forced to fapple when he realized that he was all out of tissues and time.

When one faps so hard that their penis resembles an apple as a result of the bruising and swelling...

Oh shit dude, I've got such a fapple right now.

The act of zoinking your Shaggy into a bottle of Snapple™ and then passing it to a buddy.

I used to hangout with Mark, but last time we hung out he pulled a fapple on me.