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The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation in regards to the newest Apple products or features. A derivative of the word fap.

I told him, "Fapple about the iPad 2 press release some more, why don't ya? Try not to get any in your eye."

The act of masturbating while drinking snapple.

Yeah bro, I had a major fapple sesh last night, it was very refreshing.

Noun
/fˈa-pəl/
• Like a caramel apple, but instead of caramel, it's semen. It gets its name because sometimes the apple is used to masturbate (fap) before being covered with the product of the masturbation (semen.
• An apple with a bite taken out of it that is used to masturbate (typically by putting the tip in the whole) and then the hole is filled with the semen created by masturbating with the apple.

Did you hear about James Charles sending a child his fapple?
I once saw Kanye West making a fapple in an alleyway near a dumpster.

A fapple is when you combine two apple halves (Or haffles) to create a FULL apple. A FAPPLE. FAPPLE. Fapple.

Brother! We must combine our haffles to create a FAPPLE!

The act of masturbating into a Snapple container or masturbating while drinking one

The 16 was lonely and out of socks and tissues so he pulled a fapple

The best stuff on earth.

"No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now, just had a

Fapple."

the act of masterbating into a snapple bottle.

Young Billy was forced to fapple when he realized that he was all out of tissues and time.