A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's quite simple. An acronym for Fist Up Bum. Get it? I'm sure you do.
Shut your face or I'll fub you.
It means 'Fucked up beyond all repair'. It's military slang.
He's going to get totally fub'bed!
fucking nub
nub was derived from the original newb which is short for newbie, or someone that is new at a game. The actual string of derivations goes like this: newbie,newb,n00b,<at this point it splits>-j00b or nub, at which point fub is added.
Best used as a noun, but like almost any word created on the internet, can be made a verb by adding -ing, creating fubbing.
<anotherwhinycsplayer> So then he planted the bomb and left it, and someone defused it!
<naoki-> That fub.
( 08:22:10 ) ( @naoki- ) !8ball fub is a cool word to use because it makes you sound l337
( 08:22:11 ) ( @ChanServ ) naoki-: Yes.
I told that fub to end himself.
Stop fubbing around and kill someone!
damn dude i was at smokey bones restaurant and our waitress was a fub like ive never seen i didnt even tip her cause her titties were straight crooked
The act of sticking a finger up someone's bum during sex, either with their express request, reluctant permission, or (more amusingly) completely out of the blue.
Applies to both gay and straight.
Consider it a sort of polite alternative, or a beginner's version if you would, of fisting.
It comes from the acronym FUB - Finger Up Bum.
Derivatives like 'to fub', 'fubbed', 'well I'll be fubbed', 'fubstep' and so on are known to exist and are applicable according to context.
"I was having sex with this 8/10 girl yesterday and out of the blue, she starts fubbing me. No warning whatsoever! At first I didn't know what to do, but she was pretty fit so I just rode it out... Fubbed and proud!"