A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Gandalf the grey/white..The powerful Wizard from J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit. Uses wisdom more than magic. 1. Any soft furry cuddly wrinkly man you just want to hold in your arms and run your fingers through the hairs on his chin because his beard is so long and (sometimes) white. Elderly medieval Vikings, Noah in the movie Evan Almighty, the fat man over by the well on the first playable level in Dragon Quest VII for Sony Playstation 2, Moses, an age-morphed Jesus, and of course...Sikhs.
1. I'm glad no Balrog was camping over Gandalf's respawn point in The Two Towers. 2. Did you see that 4 foot tall Sikh? He's such a Gandalf! I just want to pick him up and stroke his beard hairs.
To mess up or die in an exceedingly excessive manor. Source: Gandalf's death scene - fighting the demon all the way to lower-earth, and also Gandalf the Beta fish. Gandalf impaled himself on a spiky plastic plant - from gill through eye.
Example 1: "Dude, you totally gandalfed yourself last night proposing to Jenny. An oversized engagement ring around your pecker is not romantic." Example 2: "Did you see that wreck on the 405 last night? That girl was totally gandalfed."
a terrible and or unfunny joke/sarcastic comment or supposedly funny statement used as a verb or adjective. people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc
person 1: why was the chicken so happy? person 2: why? person 1: because everything was eggcelent! person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf') person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf person 2: ikr
a gent with long grey pubic hair
you gandalf cunt and grey pubed mother fucker
Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.
OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.