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To be denied access to somewhere or something. Derived from Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers where Gandalf proclaims "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

"Pete couldn't get in Sophbeck because he didn't have any ID so got gandalfed by the bouncer"

The process of having been pentrated by a large staff or rod, cheifly with sexual connotations

My boyfriend Gandalfed me so hard last night.

when you are high as fuck

I just smoked a phat blunt and i am gandalfed as fuck right now.

Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.

OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.

santa on crack

you shall not pass!

To come back from the dead in a spectacular fashion, normally just in time to save someone's ass from getting kicked. Just like Gandalf in LOTR.

I was sure he was dead after the nuke went off, but he did a Gandalf and saved Bauer's ass.

Sitting and staring while smoking weed, in order to solve a problem or remember something.

When I cant figure out how to fix something, Im know for Gandalfing out on the problem.