Country Dictionary

fat, strong, the name of a fat red head girl on the show FRIENDS! monica and chandlers wedding. she dances with ross.

damn, that is a gert. I just left a gert in the toilet. That gert can throw far. Im a gert. Your a gert.

Refering to the "shit" as far as marijuana goes. This is the stuff you want your sack to be: "The gert"

Man, that shit is so good, that is the gert!

A cigarette, and I came up with it. Short for cigert. Which is short for cigarette. Which means little cigar. I don't know what cigar means.

Lemme bum a gert, nigga.

newly forming eyebrows

i had by eybrows waxed but a weet later i had gerts

To be embarrassed. An exclamation, claiming that someone should be embarrassed.

When I farted in class I was so gerted. Gert, thinkin' you were gettin' some.

another word for the most pimpin thing you've ever seen!

nick: that is the most gert ring ever! kelli: i know right it is!

A gay date.

Hey man, wanna go on a gerte?