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I am so fucking over my Gym Teacher! She acts like she is the dictator of the entire school and makes us do these useless excercises! Like holy fuck, do we have to learn Volleyball for the 164829th year??? Another degrading thing she does is blame us for so much as breathing because she hates every last one of us 7th graders. I never want to see her bitch ass face that looks like a Karen again
Gym teachers are the definitions of whores
A gym teacher is a waste of space. They should be paid minimum wage, if that. They are the lowest of the low. Boycott them!
Person: So you’re a gym teacher, huh?
Gym teacher: Yeah! I teach kids how to kick a ball and yell at them to run around in circles all day!
Person: Yeah, you’re fucking useless.
The most powerful thing known to man.
Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG
1 A condition, commonly found in gym teachers but also in teachers of other pointless classes, where the patient tries to compensate for the pointlessness of their job with odd and unnecessary busy work.
2 the same, but for anybody with a pointless job
"My gym teacher gave me a written test today. Why would he do that?" "he has gym teachers syndrome."
"My boss is making us wear a different uniform every day. I wonder if he's getting Gym teachers syndrome."
Gym Teacher-ing is defined as one who wears sweatpants and sweatshirts at inappropriate times (like at a party). This comes from the lackadaisical nature of gym teachers and their ability to hold professions which require them to do nothing and still get paid a salary, so in effect pointing out that some one is "Gym Teaching" (wearing sweatpants & sweat shirt) is an insult.
I was lazy and tired to day, so I Gym teached to classed.
"Yo you ready to go to the party?" friend
"Yeah but your not why the hell are you gym teacher-ing right now?" me
It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever.
Mr. Mason used his Gym Teacher's Hankey and blew snot all over my shoe.
While someone is sitting down you put on short shorts, or underwear and stretch, placing your genitals in their facial region.
The Gym Teacher- mike was sitting in my chair, i walked up and proceeded to place my leg on the arm rest while stretching with my genitals by his face.