A fork of Rural Dictionary
teached (teechd) –verb: past tense and past participle of "teach". Commonly used in Trinidad by the most educated people.
"Ummm, where have you teached before?"
A sexual term where you put someone's phone in the microwave in the middle of the night and the explosion turns the both of you on
Kids these days keep me up at night teached, I swear. Okrrrrr?
To be Owned or served by a teacher
Ohh man, the teacher today totally burned that stupid kid today in class. He got Teached!
A profession that highly skilled people find themselves in when they can't find a better job. For all those people who say that teaching is great.....it is....just because all the kids are like Vikki Pollard
Shit I can't find a job that opays more than £10,000 a year....better go into teaching
A term usually used as a put down to those who ask obvious questions and have their questions answered in a sarcastic way. It resembles the classic burned or owned, but more specific to question-asking. In forums "teach!" is often followed by an emoticon wearing a graduation cap and holding a pointer.
n00b: Why can't I post in the rest of the forums? member 1: Surely you already know that after having read the rules before joining. member 2: teach! *insert emoticon*