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Headphones

My way of telling you that I don't wanna talk right now.

Don't talk to me,I have in headphones.

by weidette April 22, 2017

Headphones

A device placed over one's ears playing music to drown out the jabber of people speaking a foreign language in their own country

Mate, I went to Kiss Gyms yesterday and there were so many jabbering away, I had to put my headphones on

by gymncooking October 01, 2015

headphones

What you wear when u are getting a blowjob (head) if you don't like slurping or u just wanna hear some music.

Headphones are good during head.

by jamlink April 25, 2010

Headphoner

A boner one gets when they see a lovely pair of headphones, I.E. Skullcandy.

I received a headphoner from looking at those headphones. They were just so damn hot.

by DuckLord April 17, 2010

headphoned

To wrap your legs around a person who is sucking your dick, or eating your pussy. Its the shit.

I was eating this girl out, and she headphoned me, it made the experience that much better. Some bitch was sucking my dick so i headphoned her!

by The One And Only Ross June 29, 2006

The Headphones

Noun: A sex technique, where a recipient takes a seat in a chair while two friendly gents stick their penises in the recipient's ear to the best of their abilities. The gentlemen administering their penises must hold hands above the recipient to complete the "headphone" shape. The recipient usually wears a warm smile and strokes the penises, but this can vary depending on the tone of the encounter. The Headphone is similar to the "Eiffel Tower," in a sense, but involves a remarkably different feeling. Verb Infinitive: to headphone Verb Gerund: headphoning

Charlotte: I did the headphones with those homeless dudes that hang out near the mini-mart. Charlotte's Dad: Get the fuck out of this house! Hector: We should headphone your new girlfriend. George: I think Agnes would be down for that. Doctor: Your ear infection could have resulted from multiple things: swimming, showering, or even headphoning. Just practice safe ear-hygiene from now on.

by Rimmy Jimmy May 23, 2014

Headphones

Earmuffs that rail you computer, letting you hear sounds

"Bro lemme try on those headphones"

by FrankTheBank15 February 10, 2021