A fork of Rural Dictionary
poor innocent individual starting out with a whole set of impossible goals and naive ambitions that end up crushed under the path of some self-righteous menapausal bitch that is dissatisfied with her own life and for getting an office ass and taking it out on cute young girls that might actually make something of their lives and live their dreams...and work off the constantly invading office ass
an aspiring employee with whom you abstain from sexual relations.
i did not have sexual relations with that intern
Homeless kids that you take in and support in exchange for ridiculous favors. They can be summoned with a conch shell.
Chase: I'm too drunk to walk. Jared: Get the interns to carry you. Chase: *blows into conch shell* INTERNS! Lance and Adler(in unison): How may we be of service?
The feeling you get when your principal (or anyone for that matter) tries to be funny and fails miserably and you are a witness. Similar to Second Hand Embarrassment. The most uncomfortable feeling ever, it can only be described as "Internal".
Carly: Seeing JohnDoe dance in front of the whole school was the most uncomfortable thing of my life. Shannon: No, it was just internal to the extreme, I almost couldn't breathe it was so bad.
A person who willingly gives up valuable vacation time to work for a company between semesters (mainly summer). Some of these aren't paid, and people (usually undergrads) do it for the sake of having experience for their future "career."
-Is joe going to come along to Alaska too? -no, the guy is an intern at some corporate office in Phoenix. - aww poor guy! -yea, we'll be fishing, hiking, and picking blueberries while he sits there filing papers all day.