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A term used to describe when one jizzes and qweefs at the same time.

Aw dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and I totally jeefed on the sheets.

To pick up a fat girl on her period and eat her pussy.

Guy #1: Dude, whats that red shit around your mouth. You didn't jeef that girl did you? Guy #2: (wiping his mouth) Fuck off.

The male equivalent to queefing (fanny fart): The release of gas from the japs eye of ones penis...

fuckin hell lloyd, stop jeefing on my lips, it smells like smegma you freak

A self-referential mistake or faux pas; a recursive error in judgment or behavior

First person: I have a b-b-bit of a st-st-st-stutter. Second person: You are a walking jeef, my friend. First person: I feel like I have to (fart)... Second person: Dude, you just sharted and jeefed simultaneously!

n.: (JEE-f.) british slang for "fool"; a nincompoop, an idiot. v.: (JEE-f'd)displaying prominent foolishness. proper noun: Jeefe McGibbons; a Welsh Hick. The epitome of jeefe-ness. The Town Goof could be described as a Jeefe McGibbons.

"You got that one wrong? You silly jeefe, you!!" "Boy! I really jeef'd that one!" "Jeefe McGibbons is such a... (for lack of better term) jeefe!"

The all knowing birb he knows all

Jeef is not a being a being is jeef

A picture that moves on a text; a funny repeating video

“Thomas sent me a funny jeef today of a cat!”