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jeef

god of ganja

jeef says "the future is green"

by Jeef Himself June 05, 2003

jeef

Cannabis, pot, weed, grass, joy sticks, reefer, boo, smoke, dope.

Can you get me some jeef?

by Buzz Cola October 23, 2003

jeefe

n.: (JEE-f.) british slang for "fool"; a nincompoop, an idiot. v.: (JEE-f'd)displaying prominent foolishness. proper noun: Jeefe McGibbons; a Welsh Hick. The epitome of jeefe-ness. The Town Goof could be described as a Jeefe McGibbons.

"You got that one wrong? You silly jeefe, you!!" "Boy! I really jeef'd that one!" "Jeefe McGibbons is such a... (for lack of better term) jeefe!"

by Gillian & Aleksandra April 08, 2008

jeefed

To be incorrectly accused, or to have said something which has no relevance to the matter.

I was jeefed by my teacher, for doing my homework.

by Finbo August 15, 2005

Jeef

To laugh so hard your asshole fires like a machine gun

i just jeef'ed

by Garouken December 23, 2018

Jeef

The Male equivalent of a queef out of his japs eye.

My girlfriend thought I had farted but it was actually a jeef.

by SirJeefAlot October 17, 2023

Jeef

Really cool word that is extra saucy and very good spam

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by Sara do be horny tho July 04, 2020