A fork of Rural Dictionary
July 13 is National wife/Girlfriend day.
“Woah, go give your wifey a hug! It’s July 13!
THAT BITCH IS BORN THE BITCH IS EITHER ANNOYING OR HOT ASF
Hey my birthday is July 13
Girl: MAKES SINCE
This is the most meaningful day to me because it’s when me and my Wife first got together P.S. You will find the one you just have to keep looking
Hey Babe it’s July 13th happy 1 year!
July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er
“It’s Elijahs birthday”
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”
A good friend of yours is birthday! :)
Random Person 1: what day is it?
Random Person 2: Someone’s birthday. Oh I mean July 13.
July 13th is overs day! But if your lonely I'm so sorry 😂
Random girl: hey babe it's July 13 so it's lovers day!
Random boy: oh cool good thing we're dating!
National bowls and boobs day. Women go completely topless while smoking a bowl with a male counterpart. The women may ask the man to remove any article of clothing