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keyboard

a device used for masturbation clitoris

oh my god, i lost my dildo so i just used my keyboard. its so much better!

by BGandAN September 09, 2005

keyboard

An Item use in the Home Rowed Videos on youtube.

Eh, You Just Got HOME ROWED!!!!!

KeyBoard

by Spider_3717 October 03, 2007

Keyboard

the thing i used to type this definition.

You're so bored you went on Urban Dictionary to look up keyboard.

by Not A. Jew March 31, 2009

keyboarding

A medieval form of torture.

In its modern incarnation, the keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical scales.

Keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding. Spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.

“AAAAAH!! That kid next door keeps practicing musical scales!

I can’t take it anymore.
We’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! AAAaaaaah!

That realtor said she could make us sell. Hurry… get her on the phone while I keep my ears covered!
Yes. Yes. We’ll sell now. Yes… you can have a 20% commission! Aaaaaah! Make it stop! Whatever you want… just stop the keyboarding.

STOP the KEYBOARDING!!

AAAAAaaaaaaa…”

by pianocheater April 14, 2014

Keyboarding

The worst Highschool class ever conceived by man.

I'll be in the best mood ever, but then I have keyboarding and I leave miserable.

by Kazkid8 March 23, 2007

keyboarding

v
Using a keyboard to arrange letters and symbols in an attempt to keep the mind alert and the muscles toned. The keyboard is mostly used for this purpose by members of the older generation.

When Flons was young and he still had control over his bodily functions, he was a dynamic skateboarder. In his twilight years, he finds keyboarding a suitable substitute.

by Blayne September 23, 2005

Keyboard

the thing you used to go to this website dipshit

you used the keyboard to get here what the fuck do you think it is

by Lamoypy August 30, 2018