Country Dictionary

the thing i used to type this definition.

You're so bored you went on Urban Dictionary to look up keyboard.

the thing you used to go to this website dipshit

you used the keyboard to get here what the fuck do you think it is

A thing attached or plugged into a laptop or pc that allows the user to type

I used my keyboard to play minecraft

A medieval form of torture.

In its modern incarnation, the keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical scales.

Keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding. Spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.

“AAAAAH!! That kid next door keeps practicing musical scales!

I can’t take it anymore.
We’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! AAAaaaaah!

That realtor said she could make us sell. Hurry… get her on the phone while I keep my ears covered!
Yes. Yes. We’ll sell now. Yes… you can have a 20% commission! Aaaaaah! Make it stop! Whatever you want… just stop the keyboarding.

STOP the KEYBOARDING!!

AAAAAaaaaaaa…”

What you currently have in front of you. Commonly used to input words into a computer.

Wow! There's a keyboard in front of me right now!

1.the only thing, besides your penis, that's in your hands right now.
2. apparently it is a weapon (see the movie WANTED)

oh bro could you hold my keyboard for me? no, not that the other thing.

Wat u just now used to type the letters K E Y B O A R D ....

I dont know wat a keyboard is....but im using one right now...!