A fork of Rural Dictionary
used for emphasizing how awful someone or something is
-How was your exam? -Haji, that was kirful!
1: A Persian slang used to express frustration or anger. 2: Used to show bad attributes in anything by saying it looks, acts, ... like it. The phrase can start a laugh or a horrible fight; use with caution. Literally translates to "donkey's penis".
1: friend: *in Persian* lol, you got scared real good back there! me: Kir Khar! 2: *in Persian* That guy looks like a Kir Khar.
Kir shodan is a persian slang which means to become a dick. Although the word to word translation is becoming a dick , but it doesnt mean to become an asshole, it rather means to be in a situation that makes you feel awkward and shy because something you claimed and now its proved you were wrong. In this action, someone causes you to feel like a dick (kir shodan) , but there’s also a similar slang in which you cause someone to become a dick. Which is: kir kardan = to make someone a dick In persian , kir means dick and shodan is a base form verb for becoming, kardan is also a base form for the verb “making s.o or s.th”
1.Haji diruze goftam emruse barune miad, valy kir shodam Translation: Oh dude , yesterday I predicted today will be rainy, but it ain’t raning. Kir shodam ( I became a dick = I felt shy and awkward for what I said) 2. In oskol edea kard ke 5 ta zabune balade, vali vaghti azash khastam be un zabune ha sohbat kone natunest. Kheili bad kiresh kardam kir shodan Translation: this idiot claimed that he can speak in 5 languages , but when I asked him to talk , he couldnt. I really made him a dick badly. ( kiresh kardam = I made him feel shy and awkward for what he claimed and it wasnt right)
After not washing downstairs for more than a week, your dick starts to smell like dirty curds of cheese, hence, the Dirty Kir
"Dude you should shower, I could smell your Dirty Kir from across the room"
"Nane" means mother in Persian. "Hezar" means one thousand. "Kir" means penis. Together they point to a person whose mother has experienced one thousand different penes (has had sex with one thousand different men).
don't fuck with me "nane hezar kir"