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A category on certain porn websites that displays pictures and/or videos of midgets in action, usually with a normal size person.
-Hey David, did you watch some of that hot Midget Porn I told you about? -No, I watched Game of Thrones instead.
If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.
Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.
The second most greatest thing since the holocaust
person 1: hey did you watch gay midget porn today. person 2: no my mom said i had to go kill some jews first.
The unicorn of gay porn, mostly because it doesn't really exist. Oh, there are LOTS of perverts out there googling it, but not one valid hit results. Therefore, the euphemism "gay midget porn" refers to an unattainable (and mostly disgusting) dream.
Finding a decent apartment in this town is harder than finding gay midget porn on Google.
A house in burley crest, downend, where a local man spends so much time watching midget porn that the neigbours are constantly complaing about the groaning sounds being emmited from his house all night long
John: what was all that noise in the street last night? Bill: mate its that wierdo in the midget porn palace wanking exessivley again
"What is gay midget porn" "It is the best porn"