A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Large Penis Covered With Hair,That Resembles A Moose!
"Once This Guy Whipped Out His Hairy Moose Cock And I screamed And Ran,
Because I Swore To God He Had A Moose In His Pants!!!"
Canadians who sexually arouse moose and suddenly get flip fucked
Mike McDonald was going to hockey practice when he got an infiltrating moose cock up the cornhole
A man who has a very large wide Wang, similar to either and Bull or Moose. Also very common in the Doctor world to diagnose a man with this syndrome
Did you see Dr. Pat’s wang? It reminds me of a bull moose cock (BMC)!
A very graphic Canadian insult indicating that the person to whom the insult is being hurled it thought of so lowly that they should do this most disgusting of things normally as it is clearly something their character indicates they would consider normal practice. In other words, the person is disgusting and so are their habits.
esp. heard in rural Ontario when someone says or does a thing to anger their associates they would be told to 'go suck a big dead moose cock'. Also heard as a reply to another insult... i.e. if X says to Y 'your mother wears army boots', Y might be heard to reply with 'oh yeah eh, well your mother sucks big dead moose cock'. And on it goes like that until one of them gets a bloody nose.