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furniture moving

A metaphore for fighting

Jessica: I saw your husband Jaquan kissing on some chick last night.

Starkesha: Oh, there's about to be some furniture moving tonight.

Jessica: Just don't shoot the n*gga.

Move Some Furniture Around

An innuendo for suggesting sex.

Meg: I'm gonna order some pizza and then we're gonna move some furniture around. You understand?
Castiel: N-no, I don't unders--
Meg: 😈
Castiel: I uNdErStAnD

Move Some Furniture

1) To discreetly say that you need to poop

2) Take a huge poop

(person A):You want to come over and play some pool?

(Person B):No dude sorry, I gotta move some furniture

(Person A): Can't you do it later?!

(Person B): No

Move furniture

To have sex with someone. If the sex is loud you move furniture to cover the sound

Move furniture: Hey Babe let’s move the furniture. So the kids won’t hear your moan for loud.