A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like Oh My God but different wording
*Insert jumpscare* Oh My Lanta!
the best flipping phrase ever....from the movie the ringer....usually used when words are beond your reach, and this is basically all your mind can handel saying....
fat glasses guy: oh my lanta you are my woman...
lunch lady: *walk away fast*
Laura: i cant believe that ethan didnt come to the movies with us tonight......
Hillary: ya...me and ethan were totally going to make out, oh my lanta i cant believe he missed it....
Laura:ya i know...i was going to make out with him two
*phone* (its ethan)
Ethan: sorry i couldnt come to the movies with you guys....
Laura: ita ok ... but you were totally going to get to make ot with Hillary and Me both tonight...
Ethan: dont make it worse for me....oh my lanta...
Hillary: ya Ethan i thought you were going to be my date since Daniel was grounded!!!!
Ethan: Im sorry, can i make it up to you guys in any way?
Laura & Hillary: *thinking deviously* welll.......
(the story is what you want it to be from here)
Oh my lanta ( from fuller house ) this means oh my gosh or being Surprised
Oh my lanta cant believe you would do that
An Oh my lanta moment happens when some one of the age of 20+ punches a toddler and below.
Oh my gosh Greg why did you punch that newborn this is a real Oh my lanta moment.
Something a country girl says all the time
For no apparent reason
And then I kissed her
Oh my lanta
Something that is absolutely cray cray and hard to believe
Friend: Yoo I'm back with my ex for the 6th time
Me:Oh My Lantaā