A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.
Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.
When someone unknowingly sits in shit. Either human or animal shit.
My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".
Is a Person who sits on crap ether bird shit or just shit, especially from shitting them self's and you can call them shit pants for short
"Hay Dale i mean Dr Shit Pants would you like some fresh bird shit on the chair for you"
when you see the retarted kid pass a chunk in his/her pants and you say "hey shit pants" as oppose to "hey retard"
retard: shits pants
autistic kid: hey shit pants
1) literally the act of pulling up you fuckin pants an shit
2) Be a man...KMTTTTTTTTTTTT
3) Pull yourself together
Hey, you better pull up your fucking pants and shit, if you wanna go uni!
The act of getting so drunk that you don't know nor care that you have just totally shit you pants, usually with a sticky burning goo.
Dude did you see that loser, he was was pants full of shit drunk.