A fork of Rural Dictionary
To pop a wood causing one's pants to rise up resembling a tent.
"When I saw her bend over in that short skirt, I had to sit down and pitch a tent."
This my children is code name for i got a boner.The word is used to discribe the way pants go up looking like a tent when you get a boner.
I was looking at porn the other day and i started pitching a tent
he pitched a tent when he heard i gave someone a blowjob
the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.
Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.
1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.
1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"
2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.