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youre a fucking player. you have 30 exes and you flirt with anything that walks. you gorgeous and you know it, your financial capability is okay. you still suck tho.

hey, have u heard about that new kid Russel? yeah, 6 girls asked him out on his birthday.

The Gayest piece of shit you will ever meet you life

Oh shit it The Russell Wait you mean Moby dick

A name given to the best penis in the world.

Russell the love muscle

To be "russelled" is when a pregnant woman announces that she needs to go pee really bad and someone else all of a sudden runs to the restroom as if they are racing while she's waddling her way over there just so they can get to the restroom before her. The pregnant woman has then just been "russelled" by the other person.

"When I was 8 months pregnant with my son, I excused myself from the dinner table to urinate but my father in law russelled me so I had to wait until he was done in the restroom."

The most amazing friend that anyone could ever ask for. He always listens when there's a problem or just in general and he tells you what he thinks even if it hurts.

I would not trade my friendship with Russell for any thing in the world.

A man who leaves his partner and child to pursue his love of fish...

Russel and Fishface sitting in a tree...

brilliant, pleasant and ultimatly awesome.

I wish I was a s good as 'russell'