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A toolish message board character who's known for one liners, or "shukisms". Particuarly common on Football-related message boards, but can also be found on Atkins diet and Disney Value-hunting boards as well.

"That guy is a total Shuke" "Watch out, you don't wan't to offend the Shukies"

to vomit and shit at the same time.

when you shuke, you experience the acts of shitting and puking at the same time. Therefore, when you go to shit you vomit everywhere and when you go to puke, you shit everywhere.

To puke while taking a shit.

After a hard night of drinking and eating raw clams, he woke up in the morning; ran to the bathroom and shuked.

A word normally referring to nothing in particuler, but you have no name for it. It can mean anything from a noun to a verb to an adjective. Another form of the word is Shuker (pronounced shoe-ker)

Whats up shuke shukes?!

verb: when your dog eats a turd and pukes it up

I thought the For-Bid worked, but my dog kept eating its turds and shuked on me while I was sleeping. (Yes, it really happened.)

When you shit and pukeat the same time

Man, I shouldn't have eaten that week old pizza, I shuked for three hours!

When sick or drunk, this is the bodily movement that occurs when you are puking and having diarrhea at the same instance.

Do you really want an example for shuked? "I was so sick last that I shuked while on the toilet... had to grab the nearest garbage bin."