Country Dictionary

The hot new way to refer to a heroin junkie that is doing something dastardly

“oh my god, that smeagle just stuffed a pack of chicken breasts down it’s pants in the middle of Walmart!!! Someone do something?!”

Smeagled v. To be cornered and accosted by someone bearing a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagle in the book Lord of the Rings.

While attempting to leave the office Stacey was smeagled by her boss Maureen.

The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.

Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.

A really ugly/unattractive person.

when you see a really ugly person you would speak in the tone that smeagle does and say the word smeagle. OR........... You can just say I see a smeagle.

To be drunk af

I got smeagled last night

When you see something so incredably ugly or disturbing that your dick shrinks back into your body.

I get smeagled every time I see that nasty downsyndrome girl in the hallway.

To get off one's face, often by using Cannibis.

Parry got Smeagled!