A fork of Rural Dictionary
To rub ones filth from underneath the foreskin or anal area on someones top lip. Creating a hitler esque moustache.
Luke got so wasted, matt gave him a smeggy hitler.
Forget to clean your weapon and your girl gets down on her knees... She will most likely experience smeggy lips. A light coating of the yellow substance commonly known as Smeg on the upper and lower lips.
Singular: Smeg
"Hey look shes got smeggy lips from that guy!"
"I don't like that guy, probably gives his girl smeggy lips."
"Did you hear, Jason gave Mollie smeggy lips! Thats why you always wash it"
Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.
Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children
When you are your slimes (Friends) Get there cocks out and start having a snowball fight but with the left over smegma you have collected over the years
Oh brother want to join the Smeggie Smackdown