Country Dictionary

Cunt of a thing

My Ex wife is a coat

The most dominant of all types of people. Well versed and extremely good-looking. Humorous by nature with a desire to party.

"I was feeling so proud of myself, I felt like a Coates!"
"The room was so nice, it was fit for a Coates."
"The lion king was the Coates of the pride."

to be cussed very bad

"oww man u got coated off"

Chance

Of
Action
Tonight

Texting code to determine your percentage of intimacy later
You: Texting to wife: COAT?
Her 100%... see ya soon!

CUNT OF A THING
When someone/something has really annoyed you.

"My word he's/she's a COAT!"
"God this job is a fucking COAT"

Cunt Of A Thing cuntOfAthing

That person is nothing but a COAT and everyone should know

A person of the opposite sex who, when attending social events, requires less maintenance than a coat in order for you to get them to come home with you.

"Liz is Rob's coat. When he goes out, he leaves her at the door and hits on other girls with his friends. But when it is time to go home, he grabs her at the door like she is his winter coat."