A fork of Rural Dictionary
not being able to do anything, an insult to a awkward or clumsy person.
something usless
You can't do shit for tits Mike
this computer is a bunch of shit for tits
1. A phrase shouted, generally in anger and most often while playing COD, to express displeasure.
"Dude that was a fucking incredible headshot!"
"SHIT MY TITS"
Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits
They are that bad
I can't see you anymore you have shit tits
1. a. An exclamatory phrase conveying sentiments of astonishment, surprise, anger, annoyance, bewilderment or other general feelings of shock. Should be spoken with great emphasis.
Not directly related to the act of smearing shit on or having shit smeared on the tits, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing shit is on the tits.
1 b. Something bad.
2. Alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after shitting on someone's tits.
3. Related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.
1. a. "Ohhhhh Shit tits, I shouldn't have done that last night, I don't think I had a condom."
1. b. "OH Shit tits! My paper was due this morning!"
2. "Shit tits!"
3. "you don't know shit tits about that"
a phrase expressing a number of emotions, depending on the tone: indifference, surprise, acceptance, and so forth.
"dude i just ran into your car"
"well shit my tits"
it's a stupid phrase I made up i use it when I fuck up or am surprised or just as an alternative what the fuck.
Shit mah tits i just fell off of a cliff died then got isekai'd with a harem.
Shit mah tits dude i just saw two lesbians fuckin it was hot sht dude.