Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

tarantula

a massive hairy ass

dat boy got a tarantula back der

by sassypantz December 06, 2011

tarantula

eating a chick with a hairy ass out from behind

Getting the old tarantula(watch the 70s version of Roxanna during chick with red boots)

by Anonymous June 01, 2003

tarantula

Used to refer to a woman with excessive pubic hair.

The tarantula! It has stained my eyes!

by N0t Hu80L July 23, 2011

tarantula

A really ugly chick.

Just when we though all hope was lost, a carload of chicks pulled up beside us. Unfortunately, it was a pack of tarantulas.

by Sammy Bodine January 05, 2008

tarantula

A word used at the end of a seven syllable sentence.

I helped him get elected...Tarantula!

by DPWF August 12, 2003

Tarantula

A tarantula is a word used to make fun of mexicans because they are so hairy.

If humans were spiders, you mexicans would be tarantulas

by recklessbird,blindsnake March 13, 2018

Tarantula

A drink for the discerning pallet. Guiness mixed with Bundergerg rum and coke paired with a green olive. The olive elivates the drink worthy of the gods.

The best drink to celebrate any occasion, Tarantula get it in ya.

by ThirstyMiner December 21, 2016