A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very peaceful airline which does NOT re-accommodate their customers using force as they would never overbook their flights.
"I'm flying United Airlines today, wish me luck!"
When you get your ass beat and thrown off the plane for paying for an overpriced shitty airplane ticket and purposely overbooks your flight to beat your ass. See United Airlines
Flight Attendant: Ladies and Gentlemen, we're overbooked we would like to have someone leave the plane.
(Nobody Leaves and Police are Called) (Police picks an Asian Dude)
Asian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Fellow Passenger: OMG look at what you did to him!
Dude: Damn bro that poor Asian dude just got United Airlined!
The number one place to go if you want to be forcefully dragged out with a bloody mouth and concussion for no fucking reason.
United Airlines just kicked a guy out for no fucking reason and he was bleeding from his mouth.
Abusive, disrespectful, dangerous.
That guy went completely United Airlines on me!
You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.
The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.
I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!
United Airlines well put your name in a computer and kick you off.
Captain: Sir you have to get off
Doc:I WANNA GO HOME
United Airlines
An airline on ROBLOX that hasn't launched since 2017 and probably never will.
I want to fly on United Airlines on ROBLOX one day, but it will never happen.