A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who plays wii all the time, and usually has never had any real exercise.
Person 1: "I try to lose weight by playing wii fit, is that enough?"
person 2 whispering to person 3: "wiitard >.>"
Someone who sucks at playing simple games on the wii.
"Erin, I am gonna shit a brick if I have to jump over one more bowling ball, you wiitard"
1. One of the (hopefully) rare breed that will gather in packs and huddle together around kerosene heaters in the parking lots of retail stores all night for the chance to buy a Wii the following morning.
2. An idiot who won't stop making puns on the word Wii.
3. A Phillistine who can't understand how Nintendo could possibly name their system "Wii."
(1) "Well, guys, the snow's comin' down and we have five hours before Shopko opens. Anyone gonna wimp out?"
"No way, man! We're all hardcore wiitards here!"
"Or just retards. Brr!"
(2)"Hold my place in line, willya? I have to go w-"
"Yes, I get it. You have to go 'wee.' Very clever, wiitard."
"Does that make you one?"
(3)"It's worldwide marketing, dude! It means 'good' in Japanese, 'yes' in French, 'all of us' in English..."
"Oh, shut up. Don't you know that America is the center of the universe? If it sounds a little silly to our ears, then that automatically makes it a stupid name."
"You're such a wiitard."
(n) Someone who causes damage or injury to them self, other people, or objects by incorrectly operating the controller of a Nintendo Wii. This included forgetting or underestimating one's surroundings while using wide gestures, over exertion, or the inability to keep a firm grasp on the remote and launching it at high speeds.
Billy is such a Wiitard, he pulled a muscle while pitching wildly in WiiSports.
Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face.
That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV.
The inability to comprehend or play the nintendo wii. A condition that affects hand/eye coordination.
Jimmy is wiitarded. He cant even break 100 in bowling.
A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.
Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.
Someone who has trouble playing with the Nintendo Wii. Someone who breaks something with the Wiimote.
He broke the T.V. with the Wiimote. He is Wiitarded.