A fork of Rural Dictionary
An individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.
That douche monger Az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.
A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.
Also: Shit Monger (being polite)
Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!
Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!
A hot person, especially one that many people want to bang.
Mary: Ooh, Joel Madden. What a sex monger.
significant other; controller of teh penis
Schlong monger, where's my beer?
Someone who intentionally tries to stir shit up. Similar to a hate-mongerer, but instead of spreading hate, a shit mongerer spreads shit around.
I can't believe Emily told Jay about what I said. What a shit mongerer!
One who has an extreme lust for inserting his penis into the orifices of various animals.
That son of a bitch is such a beast monger.