Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

crotch grabbers

super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't

Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**

by icecreamman..... January 02, 2014

foreskin grabber

Where you pull on your foreskin really hard trying to get self circumcision and are not a jew

Bro I did the foreskin grabber last night as this chick likes circumcised penises.

by Craigdavis February 05, 2018

grandpa grabber

A sugar daddy's bitch

"You hear that bitch fucks that old guy for money, what a grandpa grabber

by SkettleSmert December 11, 2015

land grabber

Land Grabber” is a derogatory term used against Caucasian people, since Europeans have a history of colonialism hence “grabbing land”.

Basketball Person 1: Damn I hate those cracker ass motherfuckers!

Basketball Person 2: Bitch ass land grabbers!

by TheCanadianSarge May 23, 2023

Ant grabber

Some one who a penis resembles an ant eater

Jeezuz Christ did you feel that ant grabber

It just tied a knot on my poop

by few2020 November 10, 2021

Bacteria Grabber

An aggressive person that has a funny name or a person who makes fun of your wealth.

That Bacteria Grabber has quite a funny name.
That Bacteria Grabber making fun of me!

by That0neperson May 29, 2023

Bottle Grabber

Bottle grabber is a young guy that likes older men.

1. Youngin over there is a Bottle Grabber.
2. I want a Bottle Grabber to find me as attractive as I find them.

by Shortybig January 20, 2015