A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small wanker that sucks shit out of ebony midgets
Matt peacock sacked his shit last night out of black ebony
The name given to a guy who gets rejected no matter how many times he asks the same girl out.
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who got rejected 20 times by the same girl? Person 2: He’s such a Matt Wright!
Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!
Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!! Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP Chanel: I am the GOAT. (see? denial.)