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Matt-Oan

The best person ever. Perfect in every way. Perfect look and personality.

Whoa, it’s Matt-Oan, how is he so perfect! He’s the goat.

by TheGoatDecider October 18, 2020

Matt-oan

Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!

Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!! Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP Chanel: I am the GOAT. (see? denial.)

by Whatugondo October 18, 2020

Matt-oan

🧢 cap

Matt-oan is 🧢 I am the GOAT (therefore he's cap)

by Whatugondo October 18, 2020

Matt-oan

🧢 cap

Matt-oan is 🧢 I am the GOAT (therefore he's cap)

by Whatugondo October 18, 2020

Matt-oan

🧢

Matt-oan is 🧢 and I am the GOAT.

by Whatugondo October 18, 2020

Matt-oan

🧢

Matt-oan is 🧢 and I am the GOAT.

by Whatugondo October 18, 2020