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A group of critters, there are four in total. Names are. Dogday, Picky Piggy, catnap, Craftycorn, bubba bubbaphant, Bobby bearhug, Kickin Chicken. You can now play it on steam (Poppy Playtime Chapter 3)
S-M-I-L-E everyday! Smiling critters!
Dumb plush toys from the game Poppy Playtime, their alright ig
Person 1: Yo did you play the new Chapter 3 of Poppy Playtime?
Person 2: Yeah it was alright, I liked the Smiling Critters though
Person 1: The what?
Person 2: Smiling Critters
Person 1: Who tf are they?
Person 2: Oh just some dumb plush toys in the game ig,
Person 1: Oh okay lmao
Critter
A hick guy who has sketchy vibes. Typically lives in low income housing out in the sticks or trailer park.
"The bar is crawling with critters tonight "
Short for gender critical, or gender critic. Generally used to describe people who might otherwise be called Terfs or Farts by the trans community. Someone who stands staunchly against trans rights or that expresses extreme revulsion at the idea of co-existing with trans people, trans women in particular.
"Got misgendered by a critter online today."
a little guy with big 'ole eyes and a big shoes
guy: "hey, what is that?!"
girl no.1: "what is what"
guy: "that drawing! the little guy with eyes and shoes so big!"
girl no. 2 sprints up to girl no. 1 and guy
girl no. 2:" You seriously don't know what that is? Is your brain so hollow you fail to comprehend the existence of such a simple, yet complex, creature!? You disgust me. You should be ashamed to ever show your face in public again! Whenever you walk outside, looking at the blue sky and beautiful clouds, thinking of the lovely day ahead, I hope you are reminded that you never deserved that peaceful moment for the absolute horrid thing that you will never get away from. I hope, no, I know that you will feel like John Mayer on July 7, 2023 when you do such as ponder about the world beyond the cave full of rats and appalling smells you live in. You should be ashamed for not recognizing the delightful image girl no. 1 drew so carefully on the canvas in front of you."
guy pauses, thinking of a way to react. it doesn't matter, girl no. 1 speaks up.
girl no. 1 "that was hot"
In the end, girl no. 1 and girl no. 2 married each other just a few days after the incident. Their wedding cake was shaped as none-other than critter himself. We don't know what happened to guy. But, we don't really care.
A lover of the web series Critical Role. Often heard asking "Is it Thursday yet?" or "How would you like to do this?". Best greeted by saying"Bidet".
Did you see that Critter across the road, she was "Makin' her way".
A word used to describe an annoying person who is partaking in something irregular/strange
John walked in a funny way, someone would say:
“John is a little critter”