A fork of Rural Dictionary
Most of these definitions were made by guys, so they're pretty terrible. The truth is, you can't just generalize girls. Every single one of them are different. The only way to find this out is to actually get to know them! I know, strange concept. See, who appears to be preppy and stuck up could be the sweetest and most caring girl and who appeara to be nice and sweet, could be the bitchiest, who knows?
Guy: hey, my name is Micheal. How are you girls? Girl 1: wow, hi. :) My name is Melody. It's as easy as that.
The one with the vagina and breasts,and talks alot,and also all of them seem to not like me.
Me-Wanna go out? Girls-No
1. A creature with lady lumps and a higher chance of possessing empathetic emotion than their male counterparts. 2. Conniving, heartless, predatory creature with the intent of feeding upon the wallet and emotions of male humans. 3. A legendary creature that many naively believe to inhabit the internet.
1) "I am so lucky to have such an extraordinary person as a girlfriend." 2) "I went shopping with her and was too blinded by her looks to notice my empty wallet. She broke up with me the next day." 3) Person 1: "Whoa, did a girl just join the Ventrilo?" Person 2: "There are no such things as girls on the internet"