A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're too poor to afford a sex change so you get your boy Jose to chop off your penis.
That girl over there used to be a boy but got a bugatti malone.
To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."
Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.
I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned
Anthony Malone has a big heart. He is wise and compassionate. He’s a leader and has extreme attention to detail. He is a giver and very intelligent. Anthony Malone is very handsome.
Anthony Malone is a generous person.
If it’s from Malone ,leave it alone.
Welcome to Malone NY,where the men are men ,the women are too and the sheep are scared
You can tell she’s from Malone NY she has bumps around her lips, leave her alone .
The sheep get anxious in Malone NY when they see men and women with big rubber boots .
When you decide to sue someone from something silly or stupid that's not necessarily another person's fault just because you want to make money.
Ex: Suing a best friend over their dog biting you and receiving 10,000 $.
"Wow you guys. If I were you I'd just pull a Nelly Malone on them."