Country Dictionary

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Karen Haircut

the Karen Haircut is the signature piece of becoming a bonified Karen, in addition to the sunglasses, sourpuss lips and banshee tone of voice.

By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.

e.g I don't hate Stephanie, but I think she can pull off a karen haircut.

by mofkn July 13, 2024

Karen's dozen

a dozen is 12, baker's dozen is 13
a mad Karen caused havoc at a store saying that dozen is 50, and since than - "Karen's dozen" = 50

how many burgers did you sell last night, Joe? I sold 3 Karen's dozens (150)

by Leo of the Харків February 05, 2024

Karen's dozen

A dozen under the Karen standard is 50, as opposed to 12.

"Fifty. Five zero. That's what a dozen is!" -Dunkin Donuts Karen

Scale provided by reddit user u/Iamvanno:
Dozen = 12.
Baker's dozen = 13.

Karen's dozen = 50.

by Khrezin February 16, 2021

New Karen

A "New Karen" is a pejorative slang term for female under 25 who is an obnoxious, angry, entitled, and often , homophopic, racist white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviours. Usually this type of person has a mother who is an "Old Karen".

New Karen was practicing complaining to management that they way she was served by the clearly gay customer service representative was inappropriate because he was impolite, even though he was not impolite, just happened to have a camp sounding voice that New Karen didn't like, so New Karen made up some bullshit to get him in trouble.

by pfalls June 16, 2022

P-Karen

Someone who is against porn. Period.

That P-Karen at work I've been telling you about, reported me to the supervisor for opening a NSFW link!

by Ali3n75 April 02, 2024

Coupon Karen

A Women(Typically A Older Woman 30s-80s) Who Argues With Cashiers At Retail Stores In The US About Coupons/Deals On Items And Doesn’t Stop Until She Gets That Deal And Gets A Manager Over To The Counter And Either Badgers The Cashier To Death Or Gets The Cashier In Trouble

You Won’t Believe The Coupon Karen I Encountered Today At Walmart

by AndyBoyz March 27, 2023

Karate Karen

Karate Karen a Middle Aged old women who fights online in chat rooms

That Karate Karen Is trolling on chat hour again

by VileGay September 21, 2023