Country Dictionary

Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed

That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy

Goony. An old lonely desperate woman who spends her retirement trolling online.

That GOONY is 70 fighting people in chat rooms

Slap slap slap the noise old Goons make when having phone sex

Goon whacked off and made a slap slap slap noise

Karate Karen a Middle Aged old women who fights online in chat rooms

That Karate Karen Is trolling on chat hour again

Big Goon the act of having a big shit

I had a huge big goon after that curry last night

Goons. The act of screwing up a face full of wrinkles.

That old women did a goons and scaring people away

A goon with 4 layers of jowls on their turkey neck

that old saggy Jowl goon got huge turkey neck jowls