A fork of Rural Dictionary
pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.
She was smart, but her constant procrasturbation led her to be late with almost every assignment.
When you have stuff to be doing, but you masturbate instead of doing that
I had so much work to do, but instead, I had a session of procrasturbation
Masturbation as a form of procrastination
Did one lecture and then spent the rest of the time doing procrasturbation
The act of masturbating instead of doing some other task that you are supposed to be doing.
I wasted all my time with procrasturbation rather than doing my homework.
Masturbation used only as a means of procrastination.
Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.
Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.
Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”
Using masturbation as a way of procreation
Procr-eation
m-asturbation
"What are you doing?!"
"Calm down! Its just procrasturbation."