A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting Mooched: being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.
*"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?" "Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."*
To be screwed, or in one week have one pr more of the following: -sold or lose business -get/got divorced - missed the birth of his child/kids birthday -Get fired within a fortnight.
Dude is in a tough spot, he got mooched.
Being hired and getting fired within 10 days.
I thought this job was going to be awesome , but then I got mooched before I was even eligible for health care.
Someone who is jealous of a friends relationship, goes after him/her and succeeds
I left the party becauseI found my girlfriend with that dirty mooch
A person who posts ridiculously overused content on internet platforms that may include, but are not limited to YouTube, Twitter, and Instagram with aspirations to get large amounts of likes and/or comments. Many may resort to the use of guilt-trips or threats to achieve their fortunes, when in reality all they really want is the attention they seek. Commonly, when they are confronted for their acts of begging, they get very defensive. Not all of them mention the words, "like" or "comment". Examples: "🤕 <------- This is Andrew /|\ / \ He gets bullied everyday! 1 like = 1 bully stopped!" "nobody: literally no one: not a single soul: Ski mask: LET'S MAKE A DEAL, BITCH BE FOR REAL." "LIKE THIS COMMENT/VIDEO OR AN EVIL WITCH WILL CURSE YOU."
"Everyone in this comment section is a like-mooch" "This YouTuber is a like-mooch"
Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.