A fork of Rural Dictionary
Masturbation as a form of procrastination
Kevin: I could start my final paper that's due tomorrow... or I could go wack-off first... procrasturbation FTW!
or
J: Wow Alex! I can't believe you've really jacked off three times today already! Don't you have a giant project due for government tomorrow?
Alex: yeah, I'm a master of procrasturbation.
v. The act of being ridiculously horny, yet too lazy or unwilling to self-satisfy in order to "blow one's own load", or "cream one's panties".
The milky orbs and honeyed lips of the adult entertainment actresses on the television had me transfixed; lost somewhere in a bout of procrasturbation.
1. Procrastination while masturbating
2. Putting off masturbation until later
Stop trying to precisely define procrasturbation.
Contraction of procrastination and masturbation.