A fork of Rural Dictionary
ask somebody to giv you a question
ay Joe! I nEeD A qUeStIoN Ya what? Can i PLz eat your poo? sure it sure is tasty
When A high school football coach has 11 of his bench players come and Gang rape him.
I need A SCOUT yells Jarod, as he is brutally dicked down
Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.
Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).
when your girl is bored but knows she can’t get better so she’s hanging on by a pre shaved pubic hair and in a few weeks she will be begging you back. And you will simply shave her pussy too shreds