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Afro-Galactic

Any person, not belonging to any particular race or color, that looks to be from a Funk-Soul band. In reality, they are from the future. Come to bless us with the gifts of Groove and Fat Bass solo's, all they want is show peace and love and maybe do some drugs at the same time. Wearing bright, tight, loud, big shouldered clothing with high platform shoes. Afro is the only manditory attire per Funk, Mayor of Funkytown. Commonly seen in plain clothing, you can spot an Afro-Galactic by their large, usually un-groomed Afro.

"Dude, that dude outside my window at work cutting the lawn is totally Afro-Galactic."

(dude cutting grass) "Hi, I'm Maurice. Won't you come take a ride with me on the Grand Funk Railroad? Bring an illegal substace!"

by Phillynate July 24, 2009

Afro Kush

When your weed is so old its black.

Weed Newbie: Aye yo what kind of weed is thiss?

Guy ripping off newbie: Thats that damn good afro kushhhh my dude =D

by Rocan July 31, 2009

afro

when your pubes grow on your head. seen in all primitive black races

yo check that niga's afro.

by darealpunisher February 04, 2019

Afro-disiac

A black kid's ability to infatuate girls utilizing skills white kids don't posses (i.e. dancing, rapping, dunking).

-Wow 5 numbers already?
-The girls love my Afro-disiac

by OneLove1 April 06, 2010

afro ninja

some white guy with an Afro that some stupid blond probably likes

god look at that afro ninja

by utreal December 22, 2008

Pull an Afro

To whore oneself out whilst drunk and engage in sexual acts with a random members of the opposite sex.

Adam recently pulled an Afro by have sex with Nicola.

Oh dear, I can't get drunk incase I pull an Afro.

I'm so wasted I could pull an Afro.

by AfroNinjaJohn August 23, 2009

Afro Ass

When a niggers ass has so much hair on it it looks like their Afro.

Wow your Afro Ass is like the rain forest.

by Jason Mosley April 18, 2010